JSLALALAND

THE HEALING FREQUENCY

LA Wellness Map

Nobody searches 'Remedy Place'; they search cold plunge, floating, sound bath. This page finds places by treatment and need, not by name.

Translated from Jasmine’s original Chinese. The illustrated slides are on the interactive reader.

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  1. 01 | Before we start: so many choices even choosing is exhausting

    In Taipei, when you're tired, you have a bowl of hot soup; in LA, you open your phone, and there are so many options even choosing is exhausting. So here are prescriptions by symptom, to save you some wrong turns.

  2. 02 | My body's falling apart

    Prescription: the four-hand Abhyanga at Surya Spa, two therapists in sync, and your brain just shuts off; or the Aescape robot massage at Pause WeHo, no socializing needed, a different kind of relaxing.

  3. 03 | Qi's stuck, and my neck and shoulders are rocks

    Prescription: acupuncture. Felice Acupuncture, Vie Healing, Den Mother, and for Eastside friends, Centered Wellness in Pasadena. LA's Chinese medicine is better than you'd think, and with four generations of it in my family, I'm picky.

  4. 04 | I suddenly really need a massage

    Drop-in massage comes in two camps: The Now is the vibe camp, you're half relaxed the moment you walk in; Squeeze is the efficiency camp, book in the app, pricing and options all upfront. Which camp are you?

  5. 05 | Puffy, droopy face, feeling like a bread roll

    Prescription: lymphatic massage plus a facial: Miss Lymph, The Tox, Flowerbomber. LA's new religion is called lymph; pro tip, go easy on salt before your appointment and you'll feel it more.

  6. 06 | I want tech to fix me

    Prescription: a social wellness club like Remedy Place, plus the high-tech Ammortal recovery chamber. LA turned recovery into a sci-fi movie; some of it you really feel, some is more about the ritual.

  7. 07 | I need to quiet down

    Prescription: breathwork, meditation, sound baths. Open's breath classes are quiet you can buy in the city; The Mindry is in Malibu, and meditating while looking at the ocean is basically cheating.

  8. 08 | Time to move

    Prescription: Pilates, yoga: Curanim Pilates, Alo HQ. Healing isn't only lying down; the tired after a workout is the kind that helps you sleep well.

  9. 09 | Healing through food

    Prescription: an Erewhon smoothie plus the hot bar. The price of one smoothie does take a pep talk, but sometimes what you're buying isn't nutrition; it's the feeling of 'I'm taking care of myself.'

  10. 10 | Healing on a broke week, too

    Prescription: bare feet in the sand, watching the sunset. 'The Pacific doesn't charge.' The one stop on the whole map with no reservation and no card swipe.

  11. 11 | The diagnosis cheat sheet: screenshot it

    Tired → Surya, Pause | Blocked → acupuncture | Want a massage → The Now, Squeeze | Puffy → lymph | Want repair → Remedy, Ammortal | Want quiet → Open, Mindry | Time to move → Pilates, Curanim | Snacky → Erewhon | No budget → the beach

  12. 12 | Last stop: 美東西 Wellness Club

    Confession: I run this stop myself. Eastern wisdom × West Coast life, turning the Eastern half of this map into experiences you can join in person.

  13. Last word

    In Taipei, healing is grandma's soup; in LA, healing is a map. And what you need is usually simpler than you think.

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An original JSLALALAND field guide by Jasmine Chang (@jslalaland).